Watch Hannah Quinn in Shoplyfter
Loss Prevention Officer Logs, Case No. 8004805. Code Name: “The Masked Thief.” The suspect was captured and brought to the back office for interrogation. I wasn’t anticipating a masked thief today, but then again, this job is unpredictable. This store sees all kinds of thieves, and we give them all the same option — do what we say, or we’ll call the fucking police. And these girls always choose option 1. I know how to put these thieves in their place. They need to learn to respect authority. At this point, they’re nothing but holes to me, anyway. “The Masked Thief,” Hannah, was no different. She tried to play all innocent, like she’s not a total slut. But we see right through these girls. We put them in their place, and they always submit. Good, too — they need a bit of authority in their lives.
